Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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