Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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