I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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