I don't think brook has ever known best
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just googled if crying burns calories
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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