bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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