Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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