She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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