He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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