uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I smell stomach acid.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?