'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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