hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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