If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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