Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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