I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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