I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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