i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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