Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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