Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My butt remains clenched, sir.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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