so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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