she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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