you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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