i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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