we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
