Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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