i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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