i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Randomize
