i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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