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tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.

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(440): tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors. http://tfl.nu/wmwt

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How crunk are you?

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I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins

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(210): How crunk are you? (713): I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins http://tfl.nu/q3sf

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walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant

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he should get drunk with us

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(610): walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant (1-610): he should get drunk with us http://tfl.nu/datt

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community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.

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(219): community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal. http://tfl.nu/j3ch

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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.

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(502): so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked. http://tfl.nu/56pg

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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.

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(516): everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no. http://tfl.nu/bnsc

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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

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(813): watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide http://tfl.nu/fnhs

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I'm full of awesome ideas

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Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...

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(214): I'm full of awesome ideas (972): Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs... http://tfl.nu/g4si

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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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(612): he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it... http://tfl.nu/39p0

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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.

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(407): Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple. http://tfl.nu/3342

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Why are you speaking in third person?

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Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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(902): Why are you speaking in third person? (1-902): Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore. http://tfl.nu/1fh5

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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship

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Wait

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(617): I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship (617): Wait http://tfl.nu/k9zo

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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.

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(207): I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table. http://tfl.nu/sbpv

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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.

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(319): She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET. http://tfl.nu/1g2i

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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.

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But your showmanship is impeccable.

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(815): I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings. (217): But your showmanship is impeccable. http://tfl.nu/agt5

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