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• (727): View more from Florida

  What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

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  Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  he thought i was a dude.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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• (509): View more from Washington

  def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.

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• (516): View more from New York

  So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.

  (1-757): View more from Virginia

  …If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm gonna fight the coyote

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