And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
hey, what are you doing tonight?
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.