a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You're like the curious george of whores
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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