wanna go halves on a baby?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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