It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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