So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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