My pussy is not your playground.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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