Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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