Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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