Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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