like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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