haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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