btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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