just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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