Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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