My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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