Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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