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i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you win again, gameday.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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