You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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