Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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