If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
there is glitter all over my balls
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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