so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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