Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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