if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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