When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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