This girl is more easily done than said...
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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