apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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