this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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